An ongoing list...

Things they don't teach you in Library School...
1. How to transport 27 helium filled balloons.  Now I know.
2. How to make cookie platters
3. How to build a miniature golf course.  Yes, I can shelve books, provide reference services, design websites and make miniature golf courses.  Oh, you didn't take Information Studies course 191321682?
4. A friend who is a DJ should be in your speed dial. 
5. Public service.  We all have bad days.